America's Dilemma Part II: Shall We Legalize Pot...Or Not?

I thought I would try my hand at a little song writing for America's Dilemma Part II: Shall We Legalize Pot...Or Not? My husband asked what tune you were to sing it to...you pick!

The Misdemeanor Drug Dealer

Come girls and boys, now if you’re gonna…
start out small, with marijuana!
The “big time” comes, if you’re a stealer…
So hover 'round the misdemeanor drug dealer.

If you’re smoking for recreation…
light right up without hesitation!
If you’re a pilot, flying a plane…
It’s a felony count...pain, pain, pain!

What’s the harm in a little buzz?
It’s kinda fun slipping 'round the fuzz!
Marijuana is just an "even-keeler".
So hover 'round the misdemeanor drug dealer.

If you’re smoking for recreation…
light right up without hesitation!
If you’re a doc with surgery that day…
It’s a felony count…hey,hey, hey!

Amsterdam is closing Marijuana Bars,

Hopefully, they'll come to one of ours!

Stoned is the "state" of a true believer...

So hover 'round the misdemeanor drug dealer.

If you're smoking for recreation...

Light right up without hesitation!
If someone crashes, driving a car...

It's a felony count...har, har, har!

You can handle it...Won't get bigger.

Millions couldn't...That's just a figure!
Stoned is the “state” of a true believer…
So hover 'round the misdemeanor drug dealer.

If you're smoking for recreation...

Light right up without hesitation!

With few inhibitions...you could escape.

Who'd have bad intentions? Rape! Rape! Rape!

Do you depend on "random" thinking?

Feel "magical" when a light is blinking?

There are many more symptoms for a ZEALER!

So hover 'round the misdemeanor drug dealer.

Okay...I will get out of the song business. Just think about the words in the song and please be kind enough to read my next installment...America's Dilemma Part III: Shall We Legalize Pot...Or Not? Part II (the song) is for Monday, March 16th. Part III will be posted

by Monday, March 23!

Note: As a customer, what establishment would you find it acceptable to be waited on by an employee who was under the influence of Marijuana?

May God bless America...and may America deserve it!

Zanne Booker 3-15-09